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    Exclamation We're up and running people!!!!!

    So get posting!
    William L. Shifflett
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    "We are still expecting the enemy. Why don't he come?" -JEB Stuart

    In Memory of 3 Sox, 4th Va Cavalry horse, my mount, my friend. Killed in action January 9th, 2005.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4thVaCav
    So get posting!
    Get posting where?
    Yours, &c.,

    Guy N. 'Frenchie' LaFrance
    National Congress of Old West Shootists, Grand Army of the Frontier
    Vous pouvez voir par mes vÍtements que je ne suis pas un cowboy.

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    Here. Somewhere.
    William L. Shifflett
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    http://www.valhallastablesvirginia.com/calvary

    "We are still expecting the enemy. Why don't he come?" -JEB Stuart

    In Memory of 3 Sox, 4th Va Cavalry horse, my mount, my friend. Killed in action January 9th, 2005.

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    Okay......What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

    ...............a good start!!!!!!!! (Insert rim-shot sound effect here)

    Mark Best I could do, comedy on demand is not my forte
    Para ser o rei, vocÍ deve derrotar o rei
    and....one of the "less smart masses"

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    Two Union soldiers are talking. One asks the other, "When do you think we'll get to Richmond?" The other answers, "Eventual-Lee".

    An Eastern Federal asked a Western Federal, "So how are you doing against the Army of Tennessee?" The Westerner answers, "Well, I don't like to Bragg..."
    Bernard Biederman
    30th OVI
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    Sigh... thousands of comedians are out of work...
    Sgt. Pepper, Moderator, Ret.
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    Default Why there were no Lady Pinkertons

    The Pinkertons were interviewing three new prospects for fieldwork. Two of the prospects were male and one was female. The Agent-in-charge came up to the 1st male prospect, handed him a revolver, pointed to a side room and said, "In that room is your wife. If you want this job, you have to go in that room and shoot her dead." The 1st prospect burst out crying and wailed, "Sir, I cannot do that!" "Well, we can't use you then. You are excused.", replied the agent.

    The second male prospect came forward and was also given a loaded revolver. He was also instructed to go into the same room and shoot his wife. The prospect went into the room but came back out with his head hanging low. "Sir, I am sorry. But I could not kill my wife.", mourned the prospect. "Very well. You are also excused." ground out the agent.

    The female prospect stepped forward. Same scenario as the two former prospects but this case her husband was in the side room. The female prospect disappeared into the room and after a minute a shot rang out then another and another. Then the sound of a terrible scuffle insued. The dissheveled prospect same out and reported to the agent-in-charge. "Sir, some idiot put blanks in my gun. I had to beat the SOB to death with a chair!"

    I really like that one!

    Tammi

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    Ive heard that one. But with all CIA guys with wives.
    William L. Shifflett
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    "We are still expecting the enemy. Why don't he come?" -JEB Stuart

    In Memory of 3 Sox, 4th Va Cavalry horse, my mount, my friend. Killed in action January 9th, 2005.

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    Question No Lady Pinkertons...

    Quote Originally Posted by rebellady
    "Sir, some idiot put blanks in my gun. I had to beat the SOB to death with a chair!"

    I really like that one!

    Tammi
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    Send me a PM -- we need to have a nice cup of tea and chat awhile...

    Ma

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    The last time suspicious characters had private meetings the John Brown raid followed so lets not have any of that.
    William L. Shifflett
    Valley Light Horse

    http://www.valhallastablesvirginia.com/calvary

    "We are still expecting the enemy. Why don't he come?" -JEB Stuart

    In Memory of 3 Sox, 4th Va Cavalry horse, my mount, my friend. Killed in action January 9th, 2005.

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