Didn't a sentry in the 20th Maine greet Col Ames with a friendly "How d'you do, colonel?" The regular then proceeded to give the man a heated lesson in military courtesy that ended with "THAT is how you say 'How d'you do' to your colonel!"
Pine River Boys, Co I, 7th Wisconsin
"We're... Christians, what read the Bible and foller what it says about lovin' your enemies and carin' for them what despitefully use you -- that is, after you've downed 'em good and hard."
-Si Klegg and His Pard Shorty