1. Wear it out in the rain.
2. Stand downwind from a road-construction site while they're digging up the pavement. (Preferably while the uniform is still wet from standing out in the rain.)
Yours most respectfully, your obedient servant,
R. L. ("Rob") Griffiths.
Company "G", 157th N.Y. Vols.
Forum member since November 17th, 2004.
"I am not aware of ever having used a profane expletive in my life, but I would have the charity to excuse those who may have done so, if they were in charge of a train of Mexican pack mules at the time." - U. S. Grant