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FloridaConfederate
05-13-2008, 02:14 PM
STAY FAR AWAY FROM BOXED WINE


Man Dressed as Darth Vader Spared Jail for Attack on Founder of Britain's Jedi Church

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,355268,00.html

HOLYHEAD, Wales — A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."

"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."

Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon box of wine beforehand.

"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.

ejazzyjeff
05-13-2008, 02:28 PM
Obviously Darth wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and using a metal crutch as a light saber is a real farb.

Robert A Mosher
05-13-2008, 03:08 PM
In the 2007 Annual St Patrick's Day parade in Alexandria Virginia, the sponsoring "Ballyshaners" awarded first place in the category of "Historical Groups" to a local contingent of Imperial Stormtroopers and Rebel Alliance troops!

Robert A. Mosher

Curt-Heinrich Schmidt
05-13-2008, 03:19 PM
Hallo!

"Obviously Darth wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and using a metal crutch as a light saber is a real farb."

Oh yeah! You take that back!

It's not about kit, it's about activities!!!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/Michael1787/DarthKitty-1.jpg

CHS
Darth Kitty Mess

Robert A Mosher
05-13-2008, 04:50 PM
Obviously Darth wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and using a metal crutch as a light saber is a real farb.

Do not underestimate the powers of the dark side!






Robert A. Mosher

Ross L. Lamoreaux
05-13-2008, 05:29 PM
Herr Schmidt, that is truly, truly disturbing that you even have that image. It is permanently burned into my retinas and I want to gouge my eyes out. I'm having visions of pink and white fatigue blouses dancing in my head.

Mojo1842
05-13-2008, 06:02 PM
Hallo!

"Obviously Darth wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and using a metal crutch as a light saber is a real farb."

Oh yeah! You take that back!

It's not about kit, it's about activities!!!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/Michael1787/DarthKitty-1.jpg

CHS
Darth Kitty Mess
Thanks Herr Schmidt....as if there wasn't enough need for therapy in our lives...
I always had the sneaking suspicion that Hello Kitty was evil

PVT.THIB
05-13-2008, 06:06 PM
Thats even more sinister than the real Darth Vader!

Curt-Heinrich Schmidt
05-13-2008, 06:07 PM
Hallo!

If once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice.

CHS
Dark Lord of the Sith
Darth Kitty Mess

Spinster
05-13-2008, 06:34 PM
Thanks Herr Schmidt....as if there wasn't enough need for therapy in our lives...
I always had the sneaking suspicion that Hello Kitty was evil

You have obviously not stepped on a Hello Kitty action figure in the dark, on the way to the bathroom.

Then there would be only confirmation of the true dark side of Hello Kitty, not just suspicion.

Mojo1842
05-14-2008, 12:22 PM
In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.

I'm just curious, how does that compare to the percentage of the US population that lists Lost Cause as their religion?


Hello Darth just goes to show that after the Galactic Empire issued it's "Don't ask, don't tell" decree that it's armed forces went in the tank rather quickly...

FloridaConfederate
05-14-2008, 12:41 PM
I'm just curious, how does that compare to the percentage of the US population that lists Lost Cause as their religion?



I am hoping more than those which list Church of Jedi.

What do you rekon hard charger ?

Pvt Schnapps
05-14-2008, 01:08 PM
Seven-tenths of one percent is still more than 700,000.

Now if we could just get some of them to galvanize... :)

Robert A Mosher
05-14-2008, 01:58 PM
Seven-tenths of one percent is still more than 700,000.

Now if we could just get some of them to galvanize... :)


Don't be too hasty, Schnapps, I hear they all refuse to take any hits!

Robert A. Mosher

tenfed1861
05-14-2008, 04:28 PM
This is just sad, even for us. At least the Klingons use real weapons, not golf clubs.

Tarheel57
05-14-2008, 07:07 PM
Thanks Herr Schmidt....as if there wasn't enough need for therapy in our lives...
I always had the sneaking suspicion that Hello Kitty was evil

Now, there is also a Hello Kitty for boys!

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=405987

flattop32355
05-14-2008, 07:15 PM
Herr Schmidt, that is truly, truly disturbing that you even have that image. It is permanently burned into my retinas and I want to gouge my eyes out. I'm having visions of pink and white fatigue blouses dancing in my head.

I do NOT, repeat, NOT, have a pink and white fatigue blouse.

It is lime green.

Rule #1: People are stupid.
Rule #2: There's nothing you can do about Rule #1.

Frenchie
05-16-2008, 12:50 AM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/Darkfold_2006/Halo20Kitty.jpg